So Abby and I got ourselves in a car accident today and that wasn’t fun.  Some dumbass decided to wave someone to make a left turn across two lanes of traffic when they were uncertain of the traffic in the other lane.  It would be just our luck that another dumbass would listen to that signal and cut across like that getting in the path of Abby driving a truck in the right lane.  We t-boned the car and let me tell you, it was totaled.  I’ve never seen windows become pop-rocks so fast in my entire life.  No one was hurt though, including a 3-4 year old child that was sitting on the side that we hit, which is fortunate.  I just hate that you can be driving perfectly safe and within the guidelines of the rules of the road and one single dumbass (or two) can fuck it up for everyone else.  

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